For Sale
Monsanto Company
Monsanto Company desperately seeks buyer for dying life sciences
business.
Selling Points
Prospects: Sinking Stock Price and Years of Heavy Financial Losses
Impending Major Lawsuits Related to
NutraSweet
and
Biotechnology
Most Hated Company on Planet Earth
Few Major Products/Drugs in the Pipeline
Heavily Over-Inflated Stock Price
Nearly Every Product is Toxic
Ideal Buyer
Looking to Lose Large Sums of Money
Looking to Lose All of the Investors' Money
Needs Bad Publicity
Prefers Selling Toxic and Untested Products to Unsuspecting Customers
Help Us Locate a Buyer
Please ask the following individuals to return our phone calls and
consider purchasing Monsanto's floundering business:
Daniel Vasella, MD, CEO, Novartis
Charles Holliday, CEO, DuPont Co.
William C. Steere, Jr., Chairman & CEO, Pfizer, Inc.
John R. Stafford, Chairman & CEO, American Home Products, Inc.